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79 Things I know about the apocalypse.

posted May 16, 2017, 10:31 AM by Chris Ledoux   [ updated May 17, 2017, 10:16 AM ]

31.  Somebody already chewed that meat, should I eat it anyway? Yes, you shouldn’t pass on the protein.

32.  Vomit, blood, piss and sweat. It’s everywhere in the post-apocalyptic world. Get over your fear of bodily fluids.

33.  Get used to crap too. At some point, just before you eat your dog, you’ll wonder if it’s okay to eat your dog’s poo.

34.  You can distill and purify piss. Yep. Because you’ll be wondering about that one too.

35.  So, you’ve got voices in your head. Should you just listen or join the conversation? Maybe your subconscious is warning you about your new post-apocalyptic buddy. Or maybe you are going crazy.

36.  Cave painting and tree carving will be the new post-apocalyptic Facebook.

37.  Never light a fire in the dark or during the day after the apocalypse.

38.  So, how do I cook my meat? Walk really far south and dry the meat on rocks.

39.  Don’t worry, meats going to run out real quick anyway.

40.  At some point, some idiot in the post-apocalyptic world decides to eat someone’s arm.  Do cannibals’ hands really shake? Yes. That’s practical advice for spotting the freaks in the desert wasteland.